March 31, 2014 at 11:10PM

Chorizo and cheese omelette. Lush! Ta @disappointment

March 30, 2014 at 11:37PM

Benedict bar

March 30, 2014 at 11:36PM

We went to a Martin Creed exhibition that had a film of a lady doing a shit and then I had a pink lamington

March 30, 2014 at 11:33PM

This morning: post-The Cure poached eggs on toast. Look at that lovely orangey yoke!

March 30, 2014 at 11:32PM

Last night: pre-The Cure chicken and "winter coleslaw". Chips not pictured.

March 29, 2014 at 02:25PM

My sandwich fell under the train so I had to buy this instead. Double egg and rocket. Boring.

March 29, 2014 at 02:20PM

Plate two

March 29, 2014 at 02:18PM

Fifteen meats, Friday. Only tried five of them.

March 29, 2014 at 02:17PM

Sweet potato fries with bacon aioli on Thursday

March 29, 2014 at 02:16PM

Fishburger

Hmmm, this croissant looks as though it should be a few pixels wider…

Almond croissant from that Paul place.

Standard edition

I made a sandwich for lunch yesterday but forgot to take it to work. So, last night, I had it for tea..

Deluxe edition

... after a quick spell under the grill, with some cheese and a dollop of chilli on top

I Don't Bayleaf It

Chilli for tomorrow night's tea